“This is a story where the author doesn’t feel like developing a main character, she just wants to sit in the corner sulking because she hates thinking to hard and everything lately is trying to make her think to hard. She just wants things to be DONE. Without her having to do anything but THINK it and it HAPPENS! How about someone just record her dreams? THEN they’d have something interesting to see! To read! TO ENJOY!”
“What ARE you doing?”
“I just TOLD you, I’m writing a story where-”
“That’s not what you said.”
“WHATEVER! You know what I was implying! Obviously someone is writing this, and since these quotes belong to the same person who said the first quotes I assume that means THESE quotes belong to the non-developed main character and YOUR quotes belong to the person the non-developed main character is forced to TALK to!”
“You’re insane.”
“That’s what happens when creative people lose their marbles.”
“I didn’t think creative people would be so simple as to loose something like their marbles. Wouldn’t they loose something more like their….”
“Haha. The writer-blocked author has done you in. Poor character. Can’t think of anything to say when the author is BLANK!”
“Yes. It’s quite the pain in the REAR.”
“Now YOU’RE talking in capitals too?”
“I shall speak in rhymes. For these are the times. When the author must – scratch that it’s not heading towards a rhyme… For these are the times when everyone squeezes limes and no one finds any SENSE in their wallets.”
“Screw ball, stop trying to steal the main character quote thingies… I own the main character quotes.”
“Then say something more interesting than me.”
“Only if it requires no extra work from the author!”
“So if it takes less work for the author to turn ME into the main quotes, will you argue?”
“OF COURSE!”
“Why?”
“BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS MAKING ME! I’m going insaaaane.”
“Bye!”
“I’ll strangle you.”
“Gag.”
“This is heading no where.”
“Well what did you expect when the author is going crazy?”
“Maybe that’s her problem. She used to be crazy but now she’s sane. Everyone knows sane people cannot write books.”
“Not like the ones SHE wants to write anyway.”
“And those are?”
“Ones with a TON of action. Ones WITHOUT a bunch of filler scenes where everyone sits around talking about boring stuff.”
“Such as?”
“Such as I haven’t got a clue, cause the author’s drawing another blank.”
“She’s helpful, isn’t she.”
“Hai hai.”
“Maybe it’s the skittles killing her brain.”
“Or the music she’s sick of.”
“Why doesn’t she CHANGE the music?”
“There ain’t nothin to change it to.”
“Naturally.”
“… I think it’s dangerous to give crazy people control of a keyboard.”
“I thought her problem was that she WASN’T crazy?”
“There must be more than one kind.”
“Now my head hurts.”
“Keep up with the times, man… you’re going to be left in the past.”
“Maybe I’ll find her good ideas that went somewhere.”
“That’s depressing. How can someone with so many ideas fall in to such a deep pit? Where’s the genius that finished all those books? Maybe it’s a good thing she’s never sold any or they might ask for more and she wouldn’t be able to deliver and she’d CRASH and BURN!”
“Quit giving her ideas!”
“Her characters are shallow.”
“Yes we are.”
“I’m talking about all the characters in her stories that are going NOWHERE!”
“Like this one?”
“THIS ISN’T A STORY! IT’S A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A ….”
“… she drew another blank… those things come at the most inopportune moments, ne?”
“… honnto…”
“Is that even a word?”
“Hold on, the author is checking her dictionary.”
“…”
“HAI! She knew she’d heard it before and she was CORRECT! She should stop doubting herself.”
“Oh so true.”
“But now she’s bored with us because we’re being really boring…”
“That’s HER fault.”
“To true, but what can WE do about it?”
“Nothing.”
“Exactly.”
“Sad.”
“Hai.”
“I think the only reason she’s still writing anything is because if she stops with us she’ll have to attempt once again to think of something ELSE to write and … she won’t be able to.”
“She might just go and play Sims2 or watch Gintama.”
“Well if this music keeps driving her as insane as it is at the moment, she probably will!”
“But it won’t fix her problems, will it? She’ll still be stuck on NOT being able to write a THING.”
“True. But now she’s really angry because she heard you say that.”
“She already was angry, as you can tell by the fact we’re both using CAPITAL words every other word.”
“…..”
“……”
“………”
“Okay that’s getting annoying.”
“That’s all that’s in her head, man. We’re stuck with it.”
“…..”
“…….”
“Sad, author. Very sad.”