Sunday, 13 September 2009

• New Pledge of Allegiance

  New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME!)
  

  Since the Pledge of Allegiance & The Lords Prayer

  Are not allowed in Schools anymore

  Because the word 'God' is mentioned...

  A Kid in  Ohio wrote the attached...

  
  

  
  

  NEW School prayer :

  
  Now I sit me down in school 
  Where praying is against the rule 
  For this great nation under God 
  Finds mention of Him very odd.

  If Scripture now the class recites, 
  It violates the Bill of Rights. 
  And anytime my head I bow 
  Becomes a Federal matter now. 

  Our hair can be purple, orange or green, 
  That's no offense; it's a freedom thing.. 
  The law is specific, the law is precise.. 
  Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.  

  For praying in a public hall 
  Might offend someone with no faith at all. 
  In silence alone we must meditate, 
  God's name is prohibited by the state. 

  We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, 
  And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.. 
  We can carry smut, but not the Bible. 
  To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

  We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, 
  And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. 
  It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, 
  We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

  We can get our condoms and birth controls, 
  Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. 
  But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, 
  No word of God must reach this crowd.  

  It's scary here I must confess, 
  When chaos reigns the school's a mess. 
  So, Lord, this silent plea I make: 
  Should I be shot; My soul please take! 
  Amen

  
  

  If you aren't ashamed to do this, 
  Please pass this on. 
  
  

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